What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

jibby jobby

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Bags of delicious poop.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

womens rights

a jew walks out of a furnace

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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