- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Hey, Max!!

Refrigerator

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

what?

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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