What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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lol

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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like if your cool

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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