Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Justin beiber's penis

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

U mad?

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Women's rights.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Where's my tractor?

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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