- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Potato!

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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