- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Black people having a Job.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

George Bush.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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