How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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mental kid

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Black people.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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