What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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