"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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