James Patrick Campbell

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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The Moon Landing.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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ur mum

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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tom pauling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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