- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Man U

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Church.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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