Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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eden stop

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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this is not a drill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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