Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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