how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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