Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Lindsay Lohan

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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butt sex

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What? Why?

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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