What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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You know whats funny Aids

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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