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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

women's rights

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

its all aodhan

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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