- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

I've got a dig bick

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Poop.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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