so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

knock knock who's there? hope

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

hey John will you make some copies

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

watch me nae nae

Where are you going Your house

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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