Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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