So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Why did the

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

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