- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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