- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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