Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What happen? Idk...

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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I had a submarine.... once

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