- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

My parents died!

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

I like colin but not as much as apple

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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