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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

A blind man watches TV

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

I had a submarine.... once

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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