- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Knock knock What?

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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