What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Your future.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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asdf

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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the holocaust

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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