Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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poop

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Anti Joke

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