What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Women's rights

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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