Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Penis.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

The WNBA

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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