- Anti Joke

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.