Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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justin littleton being sucessful

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YOLO

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Diarrhea

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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