- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Robin, get in the batmobile

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

whats white and sticky glue

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