Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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weston cage

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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