Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Today is March 22.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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You will not press the like button.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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