What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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God

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Type better antijokes above

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Anti Joke

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