Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Mullets

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My friend harris is fat.

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Refrigerator

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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