An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Catholicism.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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