you gay?

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Q: knok knok A: Im home

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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