Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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