What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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My dad

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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hey, my names mark.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Wright flyer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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