Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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