- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What do you call a black man? A person

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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