Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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women's rights

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Poop

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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