- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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