- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

call me maybe.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Knock knock What?

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