- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

womens rights.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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