- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

men

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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