- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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