What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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This is a joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Anti Joke

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