- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

A woman wears a dress.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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