Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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