whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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