- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Kefka > Sephiroth

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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