- Anti Joke

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.