- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Once upon a time, The end.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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