Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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sorry got to poo

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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this is not an anti joke

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Anti Joke

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