What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Ron Paul for President!

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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