- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Knock Know! Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

When is a door not a door? Never.

penis haha

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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