- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

I walk into a bar...

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Were can you find a bag of meth?

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Racial Equality

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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