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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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