Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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