it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why was the woman?

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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