Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

where's mom I killed her

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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