Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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My love life

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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