Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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women's rights

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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