- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Where's the soap?

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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