Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Rebecca Black.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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