- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

womens rights.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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