Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

I walk into a bar...

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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