- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.