Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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