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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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