- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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