People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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PEANIS!

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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