- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

where's mom I killed her

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Knock knock What?

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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