Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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