- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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