- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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