- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

I walk into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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