- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

arena football

-knock knock! -doors open

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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