Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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hi penis ham telephone

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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