- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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