whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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A Fat Kenyan

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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9/11

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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scientology.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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snooki

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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