Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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