- Anti Joke

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

I have an erection My mom!

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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retard

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.