What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Chuck Norris Dies.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

noah is a scrub jungle

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

How would you rule?

Good afternoon.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

ask me if im a door yes

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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