A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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