scientology.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Needless to say,

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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I like your hair

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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