- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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