You're tall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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