What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

mental kid

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Women's rights

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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