Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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haha Otarts was here

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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