Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Christianity

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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