- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Jews

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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