- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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