- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Because she has down's syndrome

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Female rights.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

bryden is a faggot

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Please? No.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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