- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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