- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Banana Hamock.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What the hell are you doing?

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

This is a joke.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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