Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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People with cancer.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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