- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

where's mom I killed her

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

call me maybe.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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