- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Asians.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Knock, knock. Door opened.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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