The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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