- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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