Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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where's mom I killed her

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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