Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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I walk into a bar...

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Anti Joke

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