- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Moral

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Seven

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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