- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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