roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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MySpace.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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