- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

He walked in a bar

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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