What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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