Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Scott Gomez

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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