- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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