What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Racial Equality

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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