- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Waffles ate my grandma

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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