What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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