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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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