reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Your Mom

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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