what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Anti Joke

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