- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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