- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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